The Mercedes C63 is Bat Shit Crazy

While the Autoblog's parent website (www.savemybenz.com) is mainly about a Mercedes C280, the Autoblog must be unbiased when commenting on the automotive world! With that out of the way, the new Mercedes C 63 is fucking crazy. Not even like good "let's do it in the church when no one is around" crazy. It is the "As we do it I'll murder the shit out of you" kind of crazy.
Like every hot, crazy girl you may meet, this one fuck your shit up. (not in the good way)

Do you know how many horsepower this monster has? 451. The advertisements state that giving a car 400hp is nuts, so they gave it 451hp. Its true. Isn't that messed up?! On top of that, the power from the 6.3 L V8 is transferred directly to the rear wheels, and you have the ability to switch ESP off. In creating this monster, Mercedes had the M3 in their sights, and boy did they hit their mark. In all the comparo tests in the auto magazines, the M3 won (it is the darling of the automotive world, the sweet girl next door that does not try to murder the shit out of you), but the Mercedes C 63 was close. The only problem they had with the car was that it is too fucking wild.

Only the Stig mastered it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDA7wMp8WE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T57e0q5Ebzo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgeHE1grb2A&feature=related

So what is the lesson here? Well...
This car can, and probably will kill you if you attempt to drive it. Buy a Corolla and play it safe. Unless you are the Stig of course.

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