The Ford Flex


This thing has a mini fridge to chill your brews. The same mini fridge that Maybach uses. DUI's can now occur with a frosty Coors! Score! The design is just soooo retro, and the interior is oh so chic. I can picture it now, cruising while my bros chill and look out the vista roof. Me and my multi-cultural brahs will be the talk of the nightclub getting this thing valeted. Chics will be achin' to see my 3rd row in this beast. Ugh- What the fuck Ford? We are not dumb. Its a fucking Minivan/Crossover. Here is what I do not understand about the Flex. It is a replacement for the Freestar (by the way- that idea of having all Ford car names beginning with F was fucking stupid. That could of been a car name: The 2009 Ford Fucking Stupid), yet it is being marketed to affluent Urbanites who are always dancing to shitty techno. A family car...that is being marketed to trendsters in Soho.

$42,770.

What the fuck!? 4-2-7-7-0?! For a FORD?! That is just not right! Who in the hell would buy this shitbox for $42,000 when you can have so many other nicer cars. The base is even pricey- $28,000, and thats for a bare bones people mover. Ugh I got douche chills.

This also gives me Douche Chills.

Thanks Ford!

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